Hem My Roids™

Specialized Botanical Care for a Very Personal Concern

For external hemorrhoid care when you want something more thoughtfully formulated than an ordinary witch hazel product.

Hem My Roids™ was created specifically for the delicate external area affected when hemorrhoids are present. Instead of building the formula around a single familiar ingredient, we combined Witch Hazel, Horse Chestnut, Ruscus, Gotu Kola, Guggul, Helichrysum, Cypress, Chamomile, Frankincense, Myrrh, and complementary botanicals selected for their different roles within this specialized formula.

Those botanicals are incorporated into Ætherbal’s patent-pending topical delivery platform, designed around the challenges of moving beneficial ingredients beyond the skin's outer surface. The molecular size of key components in our delivery platform is specifically selected with the skin barrier in mind, while our amphiphilic system accommodates both water- and oil-compatible compounds.

The result is something very different from simply applying Witch Hazel to the area:

A specialized botanical formula + ingredients selected for complementary purposes + a delivery platform designed with the skin barrier in mind.

Because when the area is this sensitive—and the concern this specific—the formulation should be equally thoughtful.

✨ What Makes Hem My Roids™ Different?

Hemorrhoid-care products often rely heavily on one or two familiar ingredients.

Hem My Roids™ takes a broader botanical approach.

More than Witch Hazel
Witch Hazel has an important place in the formula, but it isn't expected to do everything. It is surrounded by Horse Chestnut, Ruscus, Gotu Kola, Guggul, Helichrysum, Cypress, Chamomile, Nigella sativa, and other complementary botanicals.

Botanicals selected specifically for this concern
This wasn't a general-purpose soothing formula that we decided could also be used here. The botanical combination was assembled specifically for external personal care when hemorrhoids are present.

Designed with topical delivery in mind
Selecting excellent herbs is only part of formulation. Ætherbal’s delivery platform also considers the skin barrier, molecular characteristics, and the different environments botanical compounds prefer.

Both water and oil matter
The formula combines botanical oils, water-compatible ingredients, whole-plant extracts, and aromatic compounds. Our patent-pending amphiphilic platform was designed around both water- and oil-compatible environments.

Lightweight where you don't want something heavy
This is not a thick, waxy ointment. Hem My Roids™ was designed for smooth, targeted application with the lightweight character of Ætherbal topicals.

We didn't take a generic topical and give it a clever name. We formulated specifically for the reason the product exists.

🌿 Why These Botanicals?

Each major botanical contributes something different to the formula.

• Witch Hazel — Astringent botanical tradition; external skin comfort
• Horse Chestnut — Traditional vascular support; vein-focused botanical care
• Ruscus — Traditional venous support; circulation-focused herbal use
• Gotu Kola — Tissue support; traditional vascular botanical
• Guggul — Traditional Ayurvedic botanical; tissue-focused herbal use
• Helichrysum — Skin comfort; traditional tissue-care botanical
• Cypress — Traditional vein-focused use; astringent botanical character
• Chamomile — Soothing; sensitive-skin comfort
• Nigella sativa — Botanical skin support; nourishing lipid foundation
• Aloe — Hydration; soothing skin feel
• Frankincense — Traditional tissue care; grounding aromatic character
• Myrrh — Astringent botanical tradition; tissue care
• Turmeric — Botanical antioxidant support; traditional tissue care
• Sweet Orange — Bright aromatic character; complements the botanical blend
• Hyaluronic Acid — Hydration; skin-conditioning support
• Orthosilicic Acid — Water-soluble silicon; foundation of Ætherbal’s delivery technology

This is the difference between choosing a famous “hemorrhoid herb” and building an actual herbal formula.

Designed for External Hemorrhoid Care

Hem My Roids™ was created for external personal care when previously identified hemorrhoids are present.

Its botanical profile makes it particularly appropriate when the external area feels as though it could benefit from gentle, targeted care and a formula designed specifically for that location.

Because rectal bleeding, pain, or other symptoms can have causes unrelated to hemorrhoids, persistent, severe, unusual, or unexplained symptoms should be evaluated by a healthcare professional rather than assumed to be hemorrhoids.

Suggested Use

Apply a small amount externally to the desired area up to 2–3 times daily.

Use only the amount needed to lightly cover the external area.

For external use only. Do not insert internally. Avoid other mucous membranes. Do not ingest. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.

✨ What to Expect

Hem My Roids™ is lightweight rather than thick or waxy, making it easy to incorporate into personal care without the heavy feel of a conventional ointment.

Chamomile and Sweet Orange provide softer aromatic notes, while Frankincense, Myrrh, Cypress, Helichrysum, and the other botanicals give the formula its more complex herbal character.

The emphasis is on gentle application, botanical complexity, and comfortable external care.

Ingredients

Orthosilicic Acid (OSAC), Nigella sativa Oil, Gotu Kola Oil, Hyaluronic Acid, Etherium Gold, Aloe Powder*, Fulvic Acid, Witch Hazel Extract*, Horse Chestnut Extract, Helichrysum Essential Oil, Cypress Essential Oil*, Frankincense Essential Oil*, Myrrh Essential Oil, Sweet Orange Essential Oil*, Chamomile Essential Oil*, Guggul Extract, Ruscus aculeatus Extract* (organic alcohol), Turmeric Essential Oil*, Choline Citrate, Potassium Sorbate (naturally derived from cassava).

*Certified Organic

Frequently Asked Questions

What makes Hem My Roids™ different from a basic Witch Hazel product?

Witch Hazel is only one part of the formula.

Hem My Roids™ combines it with Horse Chestnut, Ruscus, Gotu Kola, Guggul, Helichrysum, Cypress, Chamomile, Nigella sativa, and additional botanicals within Ætherbal’s patent-pending delivery platform.

The difference is both the complexity of the botanical formula and how those botanicals are formulated for topical use.

Is Hem My Roids™ a hemorrhoid medication?

Hem My Roids™ is a botanical personal-care topical intended for external use when hemorrhoids are present. It is not an OTC hemorrhoid drug and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent disease.

Why are Horse Chestnut and Ruscus included?

Both have longstanding histories in traditional herbalism associated with vascular and venous support.

Their inclusion reflects the botanical formulation strategy behind Hem My Roids™ rather than evidence that the finished product has been clinically demonstrated to treat hemorrhoids.

Can Hem My Roids™ be used internally?

No.

Hem My Roids™ is intended for external application only. Do not insert it into the rectum or apply internally.

How often can I apply it?

Apply a small amount externally up to 2–3 times daily as needed as part of your personal-care routine.

When should I see a healthcare professional?

Seek medical guidance for significant or persistent bleeding, severe or worsening pain, a new or unexplained lump, symptoms that don't improve, or anything else that concerns you.

Not every rectal symptom is caused by hemorrhoids, so unexplained symptoms shouldn't simply be assumed to be hemorrhoids.

The Science Behind Our Patent-Pending Delivery System

Skin is designed to be a barrier. That means selecting botanicals is only part of creating a sophisticated topical—the vehicle carrying them matters too.

Ætherbal’s patent-pending delivery system was developed around two important formulation considerations: molecular size and the need to accommodate both water- and oil-compatible compounds.

At its foundation is Orthosilicic Acid, with a molecular mass of approximately 96 Daltons. Research in skin-permeation science commonly references an approximately 500-Dalton guideline, with smaller molecules generally having greater potential for passive penetration than larger molecules, although molecular size is only one of several factors affecting skin permeation.

Our system also incorporates Hyaluronic Acid selected at different molecular weights. Research has demonstrated that low-molecular-weight Hyaluronic Acid can move beyond the stratum corneum under experimental conditions, while higher-molecular-weight forms are predominantly retained closer to the surface.

Hem My Roids™ then introduces chemically diverse botanical materials—including Nigella sativa and Gotu Kola oils, aqueous-compatible components, whole-plant extracts, and aromatic botanical compounds.

Ætherbal’s amphiphilic architecture was designed around both hydrophilic and lipophilic environments, allowing us to formulate around that complexity rather than forcing the herbs into a predominantly aqueous cream or simple oil base.

Controlled permeation testing of the finished Hem My Roids™ formula has not established the penetration depth, flux, or skin retention of its individual botanical constituents. The delivery architecture represents the scientific rationale behind how we formulate rather than proof that every constituent reaches a particular depth.

The herbs are the botanical intelligence. Our delivery system is the formulation technology.

Specialized Botanical Care, Delivered Differently.

Hem My Roids™ started with a real-life problem after pregnancy and a simple realization: some of the most common personal-care concerns are also the ones nobody particularly wants to discuss.

That doesn't mean they deserve an afterthought of a formula.

So we combined traditional herbal formulation with modern topical design to create something specifically for this overlooked area of personal care.

Purpose-built. Botanically complex. Formulated for a very specific need.

Sometimes good botanical medicine begins by simply being willing to formulate for the things nobody wants to talk about.

For external use only. Hem My Roids™ is intended as a personal-care topical and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent disease. Consult a healthcare professional about persistent, severe, unexplained, or concerning symptoms.